Jake Mayhem AKA Jake Gayhem

=OVERVIEW= Jake Mayhem, also known as Retardation in a Can, is a ro wrestler and a 2 time world champion, who got Cucked and de-titled by [./https://extreme-fire-wrestling.fandom.com/wiki/Mirai_Yamato Mirai] because of the clique's influence. His style of ro-wrestling is Spinning, which gave him the nickname of "Spin Master Noob" by [./https://extreme-fire-wrestling.fandom.com/wiki/Dan_Magic Dan Magic]. He's European or something which means he is clearly inferior to us Americans. =CAREER= Jake debuted on the first ever show of EFW, but has previously done ro wrestling and is a very big figure in it, With such gimmicks as Jake Cena, Jake Steen, Jake Omega, and the Gayest Homosexual Man ever, but that last one is from Dan as a joke. He has won two world championships and has such catchphrases as "THAT WASNT IN THE SCRIPT." "CHEATER" and "-Dives-". Though he is a very good ro wrestler somehow. (Dan is better) He also lost to Rolli Gargano twice, in humiliating fashion. He also does sob stories whenever there’s an argument, and he makes all the storylines about him in ERW =RETARD FACTS= He hates Dan, Because Dan lies steals, and cheats on jamie

He was originally gonna be Jake Cena til we forced him to be Jake Mayhem

Hes like 11 or something

Honestly its kinda mean that we are just bullying him, but then again we dont care.

Hes the reason upw got created, which is why dan hates him.

Hes also the reason world hunger exists, just LOOK at him.

Hes a human donut, DIO!